P.S. (an addendum to the weekend.)

I narrowly managed to avoid purchasing my very own copy of :

"Hamlet, the Revised Klingon Editon"

So if you want a copy, it's out there folks, for the low low price of $39.95.

Also available:

For five monthly installments of $49 each, you can get "The Official Klingon d’k tahg Crystal Edition," which is "the awesome weapon of the Klingon warrior" from "Star Trek."
This would be used, presumably, to stab people who call you a hopeless geek.
(It would also come in handy to defend your Klingon copy of Hamlet from bullies who want to mindlessly shred it into very tiny, tiny pieces.)

You'd better hurry, I'm seriously reconsidering my intial reaction of pure horror to it, and may going running back to buy all of them.

Please. Hurry.