Monday, June 06, 2005

I guess no one warned them about me.

They (meaning my unsuspecting company) just trained ME in the handling of dangerous goods and hazardous materials!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"Excuse me young lady, just where are you going with that semi-trailer of hazardous materials?" Says the unsuspecting officer.

"Oh, it's okay sir, I'm CERTIFIED!" I say, dazzling him with my big brown eyes.

"Ah, well, carry on. Drive safe!"

"Oh, yes sir. That's just about the only thing on my mind...driving safe."

Mwahahahahahaha!!!!

1 comment:

ə said...

wow! dangerous goods....hazardous material...sounds quite cool!

say Tai, next time i want to blow up the world, can i get in touch with you? please? *making big puppy eyes*