
Weird things. A list of them.
But...what?
If I suffered from OCD, I could put something interesting down like, "count how many starlings (and only starlings) on my way home from the corner store" or "twist my left pinky 11 times when starting the laundry".
But I don't have even the slightest trace of OCD.
I don't care which way the toilet paper faces, and I'm not particular about how many wipes it takes to dry a bowl as opposed to a plate.
I don't NEED my clothes to be hung in a certain way, or my shoes to be pointing out.
I'm starting to wonder if I'm normal. I mean, everyone else has endearing little quirks that they need to see them through the day.
What do I do that could be contrived of as 'weird'.
The only thing that may qualify (and it's not something that I 'do' exactly), are my dreams.
Sounds pretty normal, yes?
Everyone dreams.
But I defy anyone to hear any one of my dreams and find any kind of normalcy amongst them.
Full-blown, techni-colour 'lights-sounds-smells' dramas of epic proportions.
I've woken myself up during a particularly loud AC/DC contest.
I believe the contender playing 'Hells Bells' won, but as I said it woke me up.
I have dreams in which I die, only to be propped up in front of a mirror to watch myself decay; flying dreams and lucid dreams.
Dreams that spread themselves out over several days in the telling. Did I mention I can smell in my dreams, too?
I realize that everyone dreams, but I seriously think that my dreams can be easily defined as 'weird', even by weird dream standards.
What else?
I don't like cold leftovers but I hardly think that counts.
I always condition my hair after I shampoo. Definitely not weird.
Even when I smoked, I didn't have any habits like turning the first cigarette upside down and smoking it last for luck or tapping my cigarette a required number of times before lighting it.
Perhaps being an RPG'er might be constituted as strange in
some circles, but the crowd I run with are all gamers, so it's normal/expected. It's nothing I can include in a list of "6 weird things about me".
Maybe I could include that I don't love shopping. That might just be a weird thing.
I was SURE I would have lots of things to make up a list with. With bowed head I must admit defeat.
Guess I'm not as weird as I once prided myself.
What a shame!
All these years I thought I was strange and it turns out that I'm really very normal.
How strange!